mxtthewhealy:

if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏ

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

reblogged 14 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 76,893 notes via/source

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stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

reblogged 14 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 23,107 notes via/source

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

reblogged 14 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 26,419 notes via/source

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

reblogged 14 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 50,370 notes via/source

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 105,637 notes via/source
thefandomlifeofamusicalginger:

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

I just lose it when the glasses fall of of the second cat’s face

thefandomlifeofamusicalginger:

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

I just lose it when the glasses fall of of the second cat’s face

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 31,786 notes via/source

ryc-crispie:

Directing Moustachette

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 209 notes via/source

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 83,058 notes via/source

egberts:

egberts:

isn’t it weird how your tongue has no comfortable place in your mouth?

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dang

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 17,219 notes via/source

588,387 plays

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 96,403 notes via/source
mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
reblogged 15 hours ago @ 22 Apr 2014 with 484,763 notes via/source
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