can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
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ismcrback:

my favorite era of mcr? oh that’s easy. when they were a band

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longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

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themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

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illaminati:

saltedvagina:

i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me

image

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lumos5001:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

It’s not even that. It’s just good fucking manners not to be a fucking cunt when someone politely offers you some fucking popcorn.

a star-spangled sex god

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sarah-the-artiste:

THE TRUTH OF THIS THOUGH

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spoilerymarauder:

are my friends hydra?

are my parents hydra?

AM I HYDRA?????

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running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt
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janedoodles:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Of COURSE IT’S AN ARNGE

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